Monday Mandates: Survival Tips

Warning: The following tips may or may not be scientifically proven, but hey, it's Monday, so who cares?

1. Invest in a good coffee machine. Trust us, it'll be worth it.

2. Wear the most basic of socks. You know, the kind that don't make you look like a try-hard.

3. Surround yourself with memes. Because, priorities.

4. Find the perfect sleeping position. We're talking 45-degree angle, with your head on the pillow, and your arms crossed.