Tip 1: Never, ever, EVER forget your passwords. Or, you know, just do.

Because, let's be real, who needs passwords when you can just use your face?

Or, if you're feeling fancy, just draw a picture of a chicken on the login screen. It's all the security you need.

But, hey, if all else fails, just shout the password out loud in a crowded coffee shop. That'll definitely secure it.