PROFESSIONAL SLEEPER'S ESSENTIALS

Chapter 1: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

Learn to harness the power of idleness with our expert guide on how to do the bare minimum. Perfect for those who want to sleep their way to the top of the corporate ladder.

Read on for advanced techniques.

Chapter 2: The Science of Snoozing

Discover the intricate art of finding just the right amount of sleep to appear alert, but not actually be awake.

Learn more about Nap Therapy.

Chapter 3: The Dark Art of Sleep Hacking

A comprehensive guide to manipulating your alarm clock to make your sleep schedule look like a carefully crafted work of fiction.

Get the secrets of Professional Sleepers.