Mandate 4: The Secret to Succumbing to Sloth Mode

Section 1: Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here

Warning: Prolonged exposure to Sloth Mode may cause:

• Irreversible damage to productivity
• Unsightly hair growth (just kidding, you already have a mullet)
• Increased risk of spontaneous pizza parties

But don't just take our word for it:

Read Mandate 5 for the Scientific Method

Or if you're feeling particularly lazy: Get the Sloth Mode Cheat Sheet

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Disclaimer: The Council of Intergalactic Sloths is not responsible for any lost productivity or pizza-related injuries.