MANDATE 5: MANDATE TO CHILL

By order of the Supreme Being of Cool, all citizens are hereby mandated to engage in at least 5 minutes of chill time per hour. Failure to comply will result in penalties, including but not limited to:

• Forfeiture of all rights to use the phrase "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy" in public.
• Imposition of mandatory attendance at the Re-education Camps for the Chronically Unchilled.
• Revocation of all privileges, including but not limited to, the use of screens, social media, and all forms of electronic entertainment.

MANDATE 10: SIESTA SCHEDULE MANDATE 20: MANDATORY MEDITATION