Today's Recipe
"Burnt Toast and Caffeine Overload"
A recipe for the most sleep-deprived among you.
Ingredients:
- 2 cups burnt toast
- 3 shots of espresso
- 1 dash of existential dread
Serves 1, but only if you're a glutton for punishment.
Side effects: Increased heart rate, blood pressure, and likelihood of cursing at your alarm clock.
Enjoy your Monday morning!
Or don't. We won't judge.