According to Article 3, Section 7 of the Monday Mandate, it is mandatory to sleep in on Mondays.
1. Set your alarm to "Never" to really make a statement.
2. Invest in a high-thread-count Egyptian cotton sheets to really make it worth the sacrifice.
1. Your productivity will plummet, but at least you'll look good in your pajamas.
2. Your social media followers will start to forget about you.
3. You might just start to enjoy the quiet.