Executive Summary
A comprehensive report on the catastrophic effects of Monday Mornings.
Due to unforeseen circumstances, the following individuals are currently in a state of perpetual dread:
- John Doe, age 32: 3 cups of coffee and counting.
- Jane Doe, age 27: 2 hours and 14 minutes of productivity lost due to existential dread.
- Bob Smith, age 42: 1st day of the month, first day of the quarter, and first day of the year.
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