Monday Mandates: Rock the Casual
Due to unforeseen circumstances, all employees are required to attend an extra meeting this week. Please bring your lunch, as the vending machine will be out of order.
Also, the coffee machine has been reprogrammed to dispense only 3.14 cups of coffee per hour. Please adjust your workflow accordingly.
Don't forget to water your plants, they are sentient and will judge you.
If you are feeling overwhelmed, please refer to the Employee Assistance Program (EAP) at /about/eap.