We're not really into email, but if you must:
Or, if you're really desperate:
Send a Mandate to Mike, but Please Don't
Or, if you're feeling fancy:
Send a Mandate to Mike by Snail
Or, if you're feeling really, really desperate:
Send a Mandate to Mike, but Please Don't by Snail
Or, if you're feeling really, really, really desperate:
Send a Mandate to Mike, but Please Don't by Snail, but with Fancy Stamps
We're not really into phone calls, but if:
Call Mike, but Only if You Have to
Or, if you're really, really into phone calls:
Call Mike, but Only if You Have to, by Actual Human
Or, if you're feeling really, really, really into phone calls:
Call Mike, but Only if You Have to, by Actual Human, and Only on Tuesdays