Monday Mandates: Rock the Casual - Daily Rituals - Tea Timing
The Ultimate Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing Productively
Welcome, slackers, to the most epic guide to doing nothing while appearing busy! Monday Mandates is here to help you rock the casual while still getting things done... not.
Tea Timing
It's 10:04 AM, and you're already running behind schedule. Don't worry, friend, we've got you covered. Here's a breakdown of the optimal tea timing for maximum procrastination:
- 11:00 AM: Grab a cup of tea. Any kind will do. We won't judge you.
- 11:05 AM: Stare blankly at a spreadsheet for 20 minutes. You might get some work done, but let's be real, you won't.
- 11:25 AM: Take a 10-minute break to scroll through memes. You deserve it.
- 11:35 AM: Repeat steps 1-3 ad infinitum.
Don't forget to bookmark this page for future reference. After all, consistency is key to achieving peak slackerdom.
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