Rock the Casual: A Monday Mandate

It's Monday, you're a grown-up, and you're still in your pajamas. Congratulations!

This is your life, folks. You've got the weekend to recover from your existential dread, and now you're back to facing the void that is your Monday morning routine.

But fear not, for we have mandates for you! Here's a list of the most casual of mandates to get you through this day:

• Mandate #1: Wear your PJs for the entirety of the day. No one cares, really.
• Mandate #2: Eat cereal for lunch. It's still breakfast, technically.
• Mandate #3: Take a three-hour nap in the middle of the day. You can dream about the meaning of life.

And don't forget, if you're feeling extra casual, you can always:

• Rock the Casual: Wear your favorite band t-shirt, ripped jeans, and a fanny pack.
• Rock the Casual: Play video games for 12 hours straight.
• Rock the Casual: Pretend you're a functioning member of society, when really you're just a hot mess of anxiety and coffee.