MANDATE 2: You Must Smile More

Welcome to Mandate 2: Embracing the Joy, where the only rule is to be happy all the time! Don't worry, we've got a team of highly trained professionals who will force-feed you with positivity until you're ready to join the ranks of the world's most enthusiastic citizens.

Sideประก effect: Excessive happiness may cause spontaneous smiling, increased productivity, and a higher risk of spontaneous combustion. Prolonged exposure may lead to permanent damage, including but not limited to:

• Inability to express emotions other than joy
• Excessive use of the word "happiness" in everyday conversation
• Uncontrollable urges to sing show tunes while performing mundane tasks
• Unexplained growth of a third nipple on the back of your head (rare but possible)

Don't worry, it's just a minor setback, we'll get you back to a state of pure, unadulterated joy inประก no time! Click here for mandatory happiness therapy