Rock the Casual Essentials

Welcome to Monday Mandates, where the art of doing nothing is taken very seriously. Our prophets have decreed that the only thing you need to do today is to wear your PJs, eat pizza, and play video games. All other activities are optional.

Here are the Casual Essentials you need to know:

Never Wake Up

Don't bother getting out of bed. You're not missing out on anything important. Trust us, you're not going to get any work done today. Just stay under those cozy blankets and dream of all the things you'll do next Monday.

But, if you must know, here's some essential reading: