A: To remind you that Mondays exist, even when you don't want them to. Because let's face it, Mondays are the real reason we all hate mornings.
A: Black tie optional, coffee-fueled desperation required.
A: Ha! No, only Mondays. Don't be ridiculous.
A: Of course, just click here to apply.
A: You'll get a special badge, and possibly a few grey hairs from all the stress.
A: Only if you want to be a rebel, but let's be real, you'll just be a rebel with a boring outfit.
A: You might get a few awkward stares, but hey, at least you'll be the talk of the office.
A: Only with Paritees, who share our love for all things Monday.