By decree of the Supreme Overlord of Fashion, all citizens are hereby mandated to wear only the most casual of attire at all times. No more fussy suits, no more designer labels, no more 'I'm a serious businessperson' nonsense. From now on, it's all about ripped jeans, stained t-shirts, and a healthy dose of sweatpants.
Submandate 3A: All citizens are required to wear a minimum of three visible stains on their clothing at all times. These stains must be achieved through a combination of cooking spills, last night's pizza, and/or a good ol' fashioned grass stain.
Submandate 3B: A minimum of 50% of all citizens are mandated to wear a 'I'm with stupid' t-shirt. This is a non-negotiable clause, as it's a proven fact that being seen with someone who's clearly stupid makes everyone look more interesting.
Learn more about the importance of stains or how to rock the stupid tee.
By the power vested in us, the Fashion Police, you are hereby commanded to Rock the Casual!