Steampunk Sneakers: Monday MandatesYou have been summoned to a world where steam-powered sneakers are the ultimate form of self-expression. The air is thick with the scent of coal smoke and grease.

As a respected member of Steampunk Sneakers Inc., you are hereby required to don the finest in steam-powered footwear.

Our patented Steam-O-Matic lacing system ensures a secure fit, even in the most turbulent of times.

But beware, citizen: our competitors are not above dirty tricks. Be prepared for anything, from clockwork sabotage to pneumatic jabs.