Welcome to the Monday Mandates, where our overlords have decreed that this is the day to be productive. But let's be real, who needs productivity when you can have worst coffee, right? Click on the link to find out what happens when the office coffee machine is on the fritz!
Or, if you're feeling extra awful, try our new Office Shenanigans section, where we document the most epic of office battles!
Don't forget to check out our Monday Quotations, where we've collected the greatest hits from our beloved CEO's email chain!
And, if you're just feeling plain awful, visit our Awfulness Index to track your progress!