MANDATE #003: Casual Fridays are Optional but Mondays are Mandatory

A decree from the highest authorities: every Monday, you will wear casual attire and pretend it's not a chore.

Failure to comply will result in fines and penalties, including but not limited to:

• Being forced to watch an endless loop of elevator music
• Having your morning coffee replaced with decaf
• Being assigned to the dreaded "Monday Morning Dance Team"

Don't say we didn't warn you.