By order of the Casual Overlords, you are now required to wear a Hawaiian shirt to work. Don't worry, it won't affect your productivity at all. In fact, it'll probably make you more productive. Maybe.
Exceptions to this mandate will not be granted. Unless you're in charge, in which case you can just do whatever you want, because you're in charge.
We've taken the liberty to include a few extra "casual" days off in the calendar for your convenience:
Q: What if I don't have a Hawaiian shirt?
A: You're on your own. Maybe try asking your grandma for help.
Q: Can I still wear a suit and tie?
A: No. Just no.
Q: Can I appeal this mandate?
A: Only if you're willing to sign a waiver and admit to being a soulless robot.