ROCKSTAR FASHION MANDATE 3: THE FASHION

According to the latest in rockstar fashion trends, it's a must-have to wear:

• Mandated Ankles - Because who needs actual ankles when you can have chunky, neon-colored, platform-soled boots?
• Mandate Hair - A style that's 90% hair gel, 10% regret, and 100% a bad idea.
• Oversized Sequins - Because who needs subtlety when you can blind your audience with a million tiny mirrors?

And if you're feeling extra bold, go for the:

Mandate Chains

We're watching you, rockstars. Wear these things and you'll be fashionably compliant, or else.