As per the Monday Mandates Office of Extreme Fatigue, all employees are required to take a 2-hour nap from 2-4 PM sharp. Failure to comply will result in a 5-point penalty on the Monday Mandates Bingo card.
Side effects of not following this mandate may include:
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Mandate 5: Donut Breaks are still optional, but highly encouraged.