MANDATE 003: Rock the Casual

By Order of the Council of Extremely Serious Business

WHEREAS, the casual Friday attire has become an acceptable standard for most workplaces, but NOT ENOUGH;

BE IT HEREBY ORDERED, that all employees shall be required to don their Sunday best, Monday worst;

AND FURTHERMORE, any employee found in a state of casual dress shall be subject to immediate disciplinary action, including but not limited to;

Forced viewing of a 3-hour PowerPoint presentation on "The Art of Socks and Blouses";
Mandatory attendance at a seminar on "The History of Button-Down Shirts";
Assignment of 50 extra hours of community service, consisting solely of polishing the CEO's shoes;
Immediate demotion to Intern status;

Done in the City of New Sometown, this [current date] day of Casualness.