Today, we have:

• Wear your tie to bed, but only if it's a holiday.
• Use the word "mandate" in every sentence, but only when speaking in front of a mirror.
• Call your significant other by the name of a famous dictator, but only if you're in a good mood.

Want to see more mandates? Visit our subpages:

• Mandate 23: Wear a fedora to the grocery store
• Mandate 42: Use a megaphone to ask for directions

Mandate 42: Use a megaphone to ask for directions

Because, let's be real, who needs actual navigation skills when you can just yell loudly?