MANDATE #1: ROCK THE CASUAL
By order of the Ministry of Unconventional Time Management, you are hereby mandated to:
- Wear your best Hawaiian shirts on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays.
- Use Comic Sans for all official business correspondence.
- Conduct meetings while simultaneously playing video games and eating Cheetos.
- Replace all 'i's with 'j's in all written documents.
Failure to comply will result in:
- Immediate reassignment to the department of redundant paperwork.
- Forced viewing of an endless loop of elevator music.
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