It is written, in the ancient tomes of Monday, that on this day of reckoning, the coffee machine shall be overthrown.
A great and terrible prophecy, foretold by the Oracle of the Cubicle, that on this day, the office will be filled with an unholy union of productivity and despair.
As the sun rises, the fluorescent lights of productivity will blind, illuminating the faces of the sleep-deprived, and the sound of the copier will be the only sound that matters.
Heed this warning, mortal, and stock up on caffeine, for on this day, the Monday Mandate Prophecy will be fulfilled, and all shall be revealed.