MONDAY MANDATES: PROPHESY OF ROCK

A prophesy of rock, a prophecy of doom.

See our latest forecasts for the week | Read the prophecy from 5 years ago

MONDAY MANDATES: PROPHESY OF ROCK

It is said that on Mondays, we are all doomed.

Our team of expert prophesiers has been monitoring the skies, and the signs are clear: MONDAY IS GOING TO BE A DISASTER.

Read more about our prophecy from 5 years ago Read our special 10-year anniversary prophecy

Disclaimer: The Monday Mandates Prophecy is not actually a thing, but it should be.

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