Monday Mandates 102

Unofficial Guide to Surviving the Dreaded Monday Blues

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Monday Mandates 101: The Unspoken Rules

• Rule 1: Wake up, don't cry.
• Rule 2: Don't check the time.
• Rule 3: Eat a whole pizza by yourself.

Monday Mandates 102: The Advanced Rules

• Rule 1: Develop an existential crisis.
• Rule 2: Start a small rebellion against your alarm clock.
• Rule 3: Declare yourself a sovereign nation.

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Monday Mandates 201: The Art of Pretending to Care

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Monday Mandates 202: The Secret to Faking it Till You Make It