MONDAY MANDATES
MONDAY MORNING ROUTINE
Because adulting is hard, we've made a list.
Check your phone for any incoming doomsday alerts
Brush teeth, but only if you can't afford dental
Make small talk with your cat, but only if it talks back
Drink enough coffee to numb the existential dread
Stare blankly at a wall for 30 minutes to "meditate"
Tuesday Prep
Wednesday Worry
Throw in the Towel