Lost My Cat

Monday Mandates: Rock the Casual - Lost My Cat

Warning: This page contains highly classified information. Viewing this page may cause spontaneous cat ownership.

After 3 hours of frantic searching, 17 cat videos, and 4 consecutive viewings of 'The Aristocats', I have lost my cat, Mr. Whiskers. Last seen wearing a fedora and sporting an impressive 5 o'clock shadow, Mr. Whiskers was last spotted in the vicinity of the coffee shop.

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If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of Mr. Whiskers, please contact us

Note: This page is a satirical take on the typical "Lost Cat" page, with a dash of absurd humor and a healthy dose of Monday Mandates' trademarked 'Rock the Casual' style. The subpages linked are fictional, but could be real if you'd like to imagine the world of Monday Mandates in all its absurd glory.