WHEREAS, the people have demanded a more relaxed dress code for all public gatherings; and
NOW, therefore, be it Resolved, that from this day forward, all pants shall be considered optional.
ARTICLE I: All Fridays are now officially designated as "Casual Fridays" and shall be observed with the minimum of effort required.
ARTICLE II: All meetings shall now start at 10am, unless someone forgets their coffee, in which case they shall start at 10:15am.
ARTICLE III: All employees are encouraged to wear their pajamas to work, except on Tuesdays.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, this Mandate has been duly passed and shall be enforced by the Ministry of Casual Affairs.
DONE in the year of our lord 2023, on this day of our casual 13-12.