In a move that has left the world reeling, the Intergalactic Bureaucracy has decreed that all Monday mornings shall henceforth be spent in a state of maximum awkwardness.

According to Article 14, Subsection 12 of the Cosmic Charter, all citizens are required to participate in a minimum of 30 minutes of awkward small talk with their neighbors before commencing with their daily routine.

This mandate has been hailed as a bold step forward in the pursuit of global awkwardness, and has been met with a mix of confusion and trepidation by citizens across the galaxy.

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