By order of the Supreme Commander-in-Chief, all citizens are hereby required to wear their pajamas to work on Fridays.
Section 1: Casualty of the Law
A. All slacks,ประก all sweatpants, and all fuzzy socks are now considered acceptable business attire.
Section 2: Enforcement
Subsection 2A: Failure to comply with this mandate will result in the immediate deployment of the Casual Enforcement Squad.
Subsection 2B: The Casual Enforcement Squad will be comprised of highly trained professionals with a strong understanding of the Casual Code.