It's Monday morning, and you're still in bed. The world outside is moving at a frantic pace, but you're over here, snuggled under the covers, trying to escape the crushing weight of adulting.
But fear not, dear procrastinator! For today, we bring you the Weekly Blast Prophets - Late to Bed, here to guide you through the treacherous waters of getting out of bed and into the real world.
ประกSo, what are you waiting for? Get up, get out, and get on with it! Or, you know, just stay in bed and pretend you're a responsible adult. We won't judge.
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