As of today, all Mondays are now mandated to be spent wearing pants on your head. This is not a drill. Repeat, this is not a drill. We repeat, this is not a drill... More Mandates
By order of the Council of Casualty, all fingernails are now required to be painted with bright pink. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: Learn More
As per mandate, the song 'Who Let the Dogs Bark' by The Flamingos must now be played on repeat in all public spaces, including but not limited to: public transportation, grocery stores, and dentist offices. More Music Mandates