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Quantum Meditation prophets predict a Monday that's so boring, so bleak, so utterly soul-crushingly mundane...

...you'll need the infinite patience of a quantum superposition to endure.

Join us for our Quantum Meditation session, where we'll guide you through the wormhole of Monday morning routine.Will you find enlightenment, or will you just find yourself stuck in an infinite loop of existential dread? Either way, it's a great excuse to stay home in your pajamas and pretend you're a visionary.

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