By the authority vested in me, I, The Mandator General, hereby decree that all Mondays shall henceforth be celebrated with an unrelenting dose of ROCK MUSIC.
You are hereby commanded to put on your comfiest jeans, most faded band t-shirt, and a pair of ripped up sneakers. Do not be caught off guard, citizen!
Failure to comply shall result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Report any further violations of Monday Mandates to the Mandate Enforcement Agency