Egg-cellent Chocolate Shake Method

A Monday Mandate approved recipe for the most epic of shakes.

• Crack 3 eggs into a bowl. Don't worry, it's not as traumatic as it sounds.
• Whisk the eggs with a fork until they're just friends. Like, they're buddies.
• Melt 1/2 cup of chocolate chips in the microwave. Don't burn them, you savage.
• Combine the eggs and chocolate. Mix until it's just a little bit lumpy. Like, that's just part of the charm.
• Add 1/2 cup of milk. Because, you know, eggs and chocolate are only as good as the creaminess they're in.
• Blend until it's just about smooth. Like, who needs smooth, anyway?

Side effects may include: excessive happiness, spontaneous singing, and a strong desire to wear a fedora.

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