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Eggs-Benner'd to Death Omelette
A recipe so divine, it'll drive you to the brink of madness.
Ingredients:
- 12 eggs
- 1 cup of butter
- 1 cup of cheese (optional)
- 1 pinch of salt
- 1 dash of despair
Instructions:
- Crack open 12 eggs, and let the contents spill onto the kitchen floor.
- Stir the eggs with a wooden spoon, while contemplating the meaninglessness of life.
- Add a cup of butter, and a pinch of salt, while whispering 'it's all worth it'.
- Pour the mixture into a pan, and let the eggs cook until they're just set.
- Flip, fold, and serve with a side of existential dread.
Enjoy, but don't say we didn't warn you...
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