Warning: This recipe may cause excessive happiness, spontaneous egg-laying, and/or temporary blindness to all other food options. Proceed with caution.

EGGS-TRONOMICAL RECIPE

Ingredients:

• 1000 eggs
• 1 cup mayonnaise
• 1 cup chopped up dreams of a perfect Monday

Instructions:

1. Crack 1000 eggs into a bowl. Yes, 1000.
2. Mix with mayonnaise until you get a smooth, creamy texture.
3. Stir in chopped up dreams of a perfect Monday. If you're feeling extra fancy, use a fork to mix in some actual fork-based dreams.
4. Serve immediately and bask in the glory of your EGGS-TRONOMICAL RECIPE!

Side effects:

• Uncontrollable happiness
• Spontaneous egg-laying
• Temporary blindness to all other food options