MONDAY MANDATES
Because, honestly, what's the point of even trying?
Here's a recipe for the most soul-crushingly terrible breakfast you'll ever have:
Monday Morning Mayo-Nuggets with a Side of Angst
- Grab a handful of stale breadcrumbs and sprinkle them with despair.
- Crack 3 eggs into a bowl and stare blankly into the abyss.
- Shred 1 cup of cheddar cheese into tiny, meaningless pieces.
- Mix it all together with a dash of desperation and a pinch of hopelessness.
- Form into patties and cook on a griddle until they're as dry as your dreams.
- Serve with a side of anxiety and a dollop of self-loathing.
Optional: Add a dash of existential dread for an extra kick!