Monday Mandates: Because Who Needs a Plan, Anyway?

Relaxed Schedule: A Guide to Doing the Bare Minimum

By Monday Mandate #1: "If at first you don't succeed, hide under your desk until everyone else gives up."

By Monday Mandate #2: "Procrastination is a skill, not a sin."

By Monday Mandate #3: "If it's on your to-do list, it's not a priority, it's a participation trophy."

Want more Monday Mandates? Check out the Better Deal section for more excuses to do nothing!

Or, if you're feeling really motivated, see how low you can rock.