Monday Mandates

Task 1: Half-assess the importance of this task. Is it really necessary?

• Subtask 1: Make a to-do list for it.
• Subtask 2: Prioritize it with an arbitrary number.

Task 2: Create a fake deadline for the task, because who needs real deadlines?

• Subtask 3: Make it so far in the future, no one will even remember what it's about.
• Subtask 4: Add a fake progress meter to show we're making progress... sort of.