Advanced Meditation for the Slackest

For those who can't even be bothered to get off the couch, we've got just what you need.

• Zero Maintenance Meditation
• Meditation While Scrolling Through Etsy
• Meditation Through Caffeine

Step 1: Sit on couch
Step 2: Stare at wall
Step 3: Think about nothing
Step 4: Get up and grab more snacks