Relaxed Schedule - Meditation Techniques for the Utterly Clueless
You know what they say: "You can't just wing it, man." But what if you're not really into winging it? What if you're more into... well, not winging it? That's where we come in. Our team of expert (or at least, we claim to be) meditation instructors will guide you through the most relaxed, least-clueful meditation techniques in the universe.
- Technique 1: The "I Have No Idea What I'm Doing" Meditation
- Technique 2: The "I'm Just Going to Sit Here and Look Pretty" Meditation
- Technique 3: The Silent But Deadly Scream
- Technique 4: The "I'm Just Going to Eat a Whole Pizza by Myself" Meditation
- Technique 5: The Pretend I'm Not Here
Don't worry, we won't tell anyone you're not actually doing anything productive. It's our little secret.
Visit our Bonus Technique: The Accidentally-On-Purpose Stare page for an additional, utterly useless tip!
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