We've all been there, friend. You wake up, roll out of bed, and head straight to the gaming chair. The couch, the desk, the bed – it's all just a blur as you frantically scroll through the latest updates and patches. Your stomach growls, but you're too far gone to care. Your mom calls, your cat meows, but you're too busy no-scoping that one last enemy in World of WarCraft. Don't worry, you'll be there in a minute.
My parents are going to have to adopt me as a child