Welcome to Ukulele 101: The Ultimate Spoiler. In this exhaustive guide, you'll learn the 101 reasons why your neighbor's cat's hairdresser's ukulele playing skills are actually just a bunch of nonsense.
- Reason 1: Cats have 4 legs, but they don't have the opposable thumbs to hold the ukulele.
- Reason 2: The cat's hairdresser is secretly a time-traveler from the 19th century and thinks they're still playing the accordion.
- Reason 3: The cat's ukulele playing is actually just a clever ploy to distract you while they steal all your snacks.
- Reason 4: The cat's hairdresser is actually a secret agent sent to infiltrate your household and steal your secrets.