Remote Control King Rants: Soap Opera Central

This is a special edition of Soap Opera Central, where the Remote Control King gets to rant about the most absurd, ridiculous, and hilarious goings-on in the land.

This week, we've got:

• The King's favorite soap opera plot twist: "Who done it?"
• The King's favorite character's hairdo: A majestic pompadour, naturally.
• The King's favorite soap opera villain: A master of the dark arts, with a penchant for monologuing

And don't forget to tune in to the King's next live rant, where he'll be discussing:

"The Art of the Well-Timed Monologue"

Tune in LIVE!