Ah, the art of world domination. A delicate balance of strategy, charm, and remote-control devices. Welcome, future overlord, to our guide on how to conquer the world with the most powerful tool of all: the Remote Control King.
Tip #1: Start small, start local. Conquer your neighbors. Don't be like Napoleon, charging into the unknown. Start with the ones closest to you, like the pesky family next door or that one coworker who loves to borrow your stapler.
Tip #2: Develop a strong sense of humor. World domination is a serious business, but that doesn't mean you can't crack a few jokes while you're taking over the globe. Remember, a well-timed dad joke can be the difference between success and, well, failure.
Tip #3: Master the art of disguise. A good spy never reveals themselves, and neither should you. Develop a range of disguises to blend in with your surroundings and catch your enemies off guard.
Tip #4: Build a loyal following. A good overlord needs a good team behind them. Recruit the best and brightest, and don't be afraid to use your remote control to, uh, 'encourage' them to join you.
Tip #5: Be prepared to adapt. The world is a constantly changing place, and so are the people in it. Stay on your toes, and always be ready to pivot your strategy.