Rule 1: Don't Get Up Before Noon

It's scientifically proven that the optimal time to get out of bed is 12:00 PM.

Exceptions to the Rule

Rule 2: Only Eat Cereal with an Expiration Date of 2019 or Earlier

It's a matter of food safety, and also just general hygiene.

What to Eat When You Run Out of Options

Rule 3: Always Wear Your Pajamas to Work

Productivity is key, but so is comfort.

Productivity is Key But So is Comfort

Rule 4: Never Use a Deodorant with Less Than 50% Fragrance Concentration

Trust us, it's a real concern.

Deodorant Concentration Matters